I am a shy and lonely little ghost that just wants someone/some place to haunt quietly
Gently flutter the curtains for the cat to chase and spookily rearrange their breakfast food into smiley faces when they arent looking
Just that sort of thing
Lunar Phases Explained
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
"E-books aren’t *real* books"
“TV is dumb”
“Kim Kardashian is a slut who got lucky”
“I hate all races equally”
“Ugh. PC users.”
“I love Richard Dawkins”
“You’re too hostile. Calm down. PMS?”
“Cops are only doing their job”
“Rap isn’t music. Listen to classical music more”
“America is the land of equality and opportunity”
“TheAmazingAtheist has some good points”